What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 11:05
Goldfinger
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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From Russia With Love
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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A View to a Kill
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Ah so!”
Why do I sweat a great deal while exercising the same on some days and not so much on others?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Diamonds Are Forever
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Live and Let Die
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Dr No
-J W Pepper
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
You Only Live Twice
Moonraker
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-All the bad guys are black.
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Octopussy